Anchors Aweigh 0
I sat down to watch Anchors Aweigh last Saturday, forgetting that I have to be in just the right frame of mind to watch a musical. There’s a really specific kind of suspension of disbelief that goes along with a musical and if I have trouble with that, the whole experience falls apart.
Anchors Aweigh is what I’d call a Kitchen Sink movie. It’s 2:20 long, and it has a little of everything in it. You want sexual innuendo? You got it. Cute little kids? Sure. Romantic love story? In spades. Guy dancing with a cartoon mouse in a castle where the cartoon animals aren’t allowed to have fun? That’s a bit specific, but what the heck.
It took me a bit to get into it but once I did, it was an enjoyable film. Short version of the plot: Two sailors deal with complications while trying to find romance (wink wink) on shore leave in sunny Hollywood.
Longer version: Our two sailors are Joe Brady (Gene Kelly) and Clarence Doolittle (Frank Sinatra), pictured above. After what must be recognized as just about the gayest scene in cinema ever, in which Kelly lounges on a table while sailors in their undershirts lean in and Sinatra’s face rests alarmingly close to Kelly’s bits and pieces, Doolittle asks Alpha-Male Joe to teach him how to be a ‘wolf’ with the ladies. (Sure, Clarence. The ladies. Now quit resting your head on his shoulder.) Hilarity ensues.
Kelly plays the role he seems to love; that of the jackass playboy whose hard exterior is melted by a woman’s love. He’s very good at the jackass part, I’ll give him that. It was a bit much in this film, though, what with him telling a girl’s perspective suitor that she’s a whore (in the song If You Knew Suzie) so the guy will leave and then being angry when she doesn’t swoon in gratitude.
Sinatra’s voice is impeccable in Anchors Aweigh. He performs several songs, including the mournful I Fall In Love Too Easily. Sinatra also attempts choreography with Gene Kelly, for which he should be commended, but nobody can keep up with Gene Kelly.
Kathryn Grayson (above) costars as Susan Abbott, the virginal romantic foil for the boys. She has a lovely voice, and gets to show it off several times. Assuming she was the one doing the singing voice, Grayson’s range is phenomenal, nearly Julie Andrews-esque, and showcased tremendously in her final number From The Heart Of A Lonely Poet.
I’m not totally sure, but I think Susan is supposed to be of Mexican heritage. Everything except her name and the color of her skin leads me to that conclusion, right down to the fantasy Zorro scene she has with Gene Kelly. It wouldn’t be the first time a studio tried to straddle the fence between inclusiveness and audience expectations, so I think I’m right.
José Iturbi heads up several musical numbers, and though I’m not sure why I’m supposed to know who he is, he’s very talented. The piano orchestra is a rare treat, and it uses the architecture of the Hollywood Bowl very well. The ending of Anchors Aweigh is telegraphed way in advance, to the point where I was almost surprised that there wasn’t a twist of some sort.
If this blog could have sound effects, this right here would be the place to have the record scratch. Look at that angelic boy up there. Isn’t he adorable? Now somebody tell me how in the name of Jumping Jehoshaphat that little boy grew up to be Dean Stockwell?!? That’s just … I wouldn’t have believed it.
Anyway, Stockwell is good in the role of Susan’s orphaned nephew Donald. Cute as a button and quick with a punchline, Donald heads up the Awwww department, kind of like Kelly heads up the jerkface department and Grayson heads up the woman department. (I’m not sure what department Sinatra is in, but man he has the world’s biggest ears!)
There’s a lot going on in Anchors Aweigh, and while some of it falls flat for me, other parts make up the difference. The music is varied and captivating, and the film ends with a good old fashioned happy ending for everybody. Who could hate that?











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